soloorganaas

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tagged by @pinklume @anemicc-royalty and @msalexwp (this was indeed how I spent half my flight 😏) and also @tracingpatternswrites and @messrsage for a snippet game. ty for all the love 🥹💗💕

“Professor Black - did you know Professor Lupin’s patronus is a dog that looks just like you?”

Sirius’s chest clenched so hard he couldn’t breathe.

“I did not, no,” he choked out after a second.

The class was quiet, watching him oddly, except for one girl in the middle row who had a disconcertingly curious expression on her face. She nudged her friend and turned to whisper something in her ear.

“Dogs are quite common patronuses,” Sirius told the class, readjusting the papers on Remus’s desk.

“Professor Black?”

Sirius looked up to see the girl in the middle row now had her hand raised.

“Yes - Sienna, I think?”

“Mmhmm. Professor, are wolves common patronuses too?”

Her large, brown eyes fixed on Sirius’s with a knowing intensity that made him want to run from the room.

“Probably not,” he said eventually.

tagging @blitheringmcgonagall @tahtahfornow @kaymardsa @meli-mess

le-suspect

ao3 writer: *posts the new chapter they literally wrote*

also ao3 writer in the end notes: what i can’t believe my characters would do that?? thats literally crazy dude

marauderstars

Sirius: Have you ever felt like your entire personality is annoying and decided to change everything about yourself but then gotten distracted and gone straight back to how you always were?

James: I have ADHD. That is literally my entire life.

popcornhee

St. Edmund summer / Fourth year remus.

starsilluminateourgalaxy

Vaguely Describing Anime

Akudama Drive: We cheer for criminals since the government is corrupt

Angels of Death: Escape room

Assassination Classroom: Loser students try to assassinate their teacher

Attack on Titan: Death. Death everywhere.

Bungo Stray Dogs: Group of weirdos rival another group of weirdos and a completely different group of weirdos pops up every once in a while

Classroom of the Elite: Rich/smart bastards

Death Note: Boy with God complex thinks he’s the worlds savior with a notebook

Death Parade: When you die you get to play games

Demon Slayer: Boy and his sister hunt down Michael Jackson

Fairy Tail: Chaos

Free!: Shirtless men swimming

Fruits Basket: The zodiacs love the sweet innocent girl, she’s so kind to them

Given: BL with badass music

Haikyuu: Volleyball played by crows and baby crow

High-Rise Invasion: In this world, it’s kill or be killed

Hunter X Hunter: Where’s dad?

If My Favorite Pop Idol Made it to the Budokan, I Would Die: Two girls are each other’s number one supporter

Inuyasha: Back to the Future

Jujutsu Kaisen: Kid eats fingers to save people

Kenka Boncho Otome: Girl Beats Boys: Fuck grades, let’s fight

Kiss Him, Not Me!: …..kiss him, not her

Komi Can’t Communicate: The definition of “shaking in my boots”

Ultramarine Magmel: Big scary continent vs one man and his assistant

Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid: Dragon girl wants to be stepped on by a human girl

My Hero Academia: Ate some hair and now lots of people want to kill him for some reason

One Piece: Pirates of the Caribbean with hundreds of twists and secrets

One-Punch Man: Man is bored and too strong

Ouran High School Host Club: Poor student needs to crossdress to pay off debt to rich people

Parasyte: The Maxim: Alien and boy fight evil

Pretty Boy Detective Club: Sherlock played by five kids who are too pretty

SK8 The Infinity: Possibly gay boys skate

Sleepy Princess in the Demon Castle: Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me!

Soul Eater: Human weapon eats souls with his partner

The Devil is a Part-Timer: Satan works at a knockoff McDonald’s

The Disastrous Life of Saiki. K: Legit psychic wants to be left alone

The Future Diary: Hunger Games

The Millionaire Detective - Balance: UNLIMITED: Rich boy and cop with PTSD fight crime

The Morose Mononokean: Boy befriends yokai

The Seven Deadly Sins: Demons, goddesses, giants, fairies, and humans fight

Toilet-Bound Hanako-Kun: Girl befriends ghosts

Wonder Egg Priority: Kids fight to bring people back from the dead

Yuri On Ice: Gay ice skating

toddtakefive

favorite thing ever is knowing a mutual is REALLY feeling some strong emotions for a certain piece of media because they’re reblogging like 50 posts in a row about it with literally zero tags or comments……… literally just showing me the inside of their brain………. nothing makes me feel so connected to a person

setantaa

filmnoirsbian

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

filmnoirsbian

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

filmnoirsbian